Friday, November 28, 2008

Fantasy Friday

Here is

one

of my many fantasies.





Meme posted below!

Another Meme

There is No Need to tag anyone, just copy and paste. Be sure to credit where you found this. I found it over at NV's.

1. My stomach is ____________.
My stomach is between my esophagus and my duodenum.

2. _________ is what I ate the most of on Thursday.
Stuffing is what I ate the most of on Thursday.

3. The yard is _________.
The yard is still green, with too many leaves.

4. ________ is where I'd rather be at any given time.
Home is where I'd rather be at any given time.

5. The smell of _______ reminds me of __________.
The smell of Victoria's Secret Angel perfume reminds me of a stripper experience I had a few weeks ago.

6. _______ is what I need right now!
Sex is what I need right now! Always sex.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _______, tomorrow my plans include _________ and Sunday, I want to ________!
And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going to eat with my Mom and brothers, tomorrow my plans include spending more time with family, and Sunday, I want to relax! Though that's not likely.


Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

HNT - Good Clean Fun

Alright. Wednesday night. Pictures are taken. Time to post.



I managed to get a photo of Owen's Magic Hands.







And, this is just me.



Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

You know the drill. Make sure you check out the others at Osbasso's.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I Was Tagged Too

This is Owen.
The very sexy Ms. Lily has tagged me for a meme.

Here are the rules.

1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post the rules on your blog
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
5. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on his/her website

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1. I have, in my possession, a referral for a vasectomy consultation.

2. I’m a volunteer fireman and am working toward my goal of getting on a full time department.

3. Christa sends dirty pictures of herself to my phone all the time. I show almost every one of them to a couple of guys at work.

4. First-hand knowledge has taught me that, although it may seem easy, maneuvering on a stripper pole is harder than it looks. (I still want to put one up at home for Christa though.)

5. Don't be deceived by my baby face, I have tons of gray hair and am going bald. Thus, the need for my ever-present ball cap.

6. I want my wife to have sex with another man.


I don't read enough blogs to tag anyone.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

HNT - His Request

Greetings!! This is another picture taken from my phone and sent to Owen at work. He requested that I post this. It's one of his favorites.



Come home soon.
(Bring some friends.)







Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

Don't forget to check out the others at Osbasso's.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

HNT - Owen & Christa

It's still Thursday, right?




His hands now, my hands later.



A handful?





Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!


Make sure you check out the others at Osbasso's.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Tagged

Nolens Volens has tagged me for a meme. Here are the rules...

1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post the rules on your blog
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
5. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on his/her website


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Six random things about me shouldn't be too hard, it's finding six other bloggers to tag that might do me in. Here goes...

1. I've been called a slut, a bitch, a fool, a good mom, a bad mom, smart, selfish, sexy, funny, wild, lazy, and other assorted names. I agree with them all.

2. With most housework, I'm pretty laid back. But the towels have to be washed a certain way, folded a certain way, and put in the closet a certain way.

3. Petit Singe was born a month early. I think it was my fault. I ate a (whole) pan of brownies (minus two) the night before an OB/GYN visit. They took my blood pressure, sent me to the hospital, and induced me. (Ooops.)

4. I hate spiders. If I see one in the house, I get bright red spots on my face. Ah, hell, it happens if I see one outside the house, too.

5. I procrastinate. My ten year class reunion is coming up in a couple weeks. I need to RSVP by November 14. I'll probably procrastinate until its too late, then I don't have to decide if I'm going or not...

6. Beer is my alcoholic beverage of choice.


Okay, I'm not tagging six, but I'll do three. Sorry, guys (and girl)!

Stacie
Pronto
Hosea

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Hey!! More Random


1. Owen and I, along with a group of friends, went out Saturday night and celebrated the time change with an extra hour at the bar. We had a blast. And we all took a turn on the stripper pole. Owen landed on his back and bruised his package. (?!?)

2. I was late for work today. I had to vote. Make sure you do, too.

3. It seems that a friend is not talking to me, for some reason or another. I'm debating whether or not to send an email. I probably will not. (I am many things, proud being one.) If this person wants to talk again, they know where to find me. But it bothers me something fierce.

4. Be careful what you wish for. A while back, I posted about the communication in my marriage. Said we hardly talked, therefore rarely fought . Well... we've been bickering and snipping almost constantly. Last night was awful. Awful.

5. But we're good now. Neither of us hold a grudge. Usually by the next morning, we forget what we were arguing about. However, it will be a long time before I forget last night...


6. I've picked a location, but I've yet to pick the tattoo.

7. Monkey has another doctor appointment tonight. I can't believe it has already been a month.

8. I thought about posting an update to my (almost non-existent) 100 days, but then I remembered all the Halloween candy I ate over the weekend. And last night. ~sigh~ And probably today.

9. While cleaning over the weekend, I was making sure our DVDs were all back where they belong. Opening our five disc changer, I discovered four pornos waiting to be put away, and a Scooby-Doo movie. (?!?)

10. You all know my Mom is a little nuts, right? Well, her latest story about her ex-fiance is that he has sent a motorcycle gang after her. I'm not kidding. She told me about it Sunday. That's the day the menacing bikers stared at her house while going realllly slow down the road. ~sigh~


Never a dull frickin' moment!!