Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ran Dumb - Family Edition

Alright, some more stuff... that no one cares about ;)

1. My Dad is color blind. He's kinda macho, but a great guy. He has a shirt that someone bought him from Cabela's... it's hot pink. Now, I think it's supposed to be a desert scene or something. I asked him one time if he knew what color his shirt was... he thinks it's green. I'm guessing he would not like knowing his shirt's pink, nor would he like the fact that his reading glasses (really just a magnifying pair for reading) that he shares with my stepmom are... you guessed it. Pink!

2. A few days ago, we had a typical night at home. I was reading on the couch and Monkey was reading on the floor next to the couch. Nothing unusual in that. Every few seconds I would hear him turning the page. I got up to get a glass of water and when I walked back into the living room, I saw Monkey hunched over his book. "Hey Monkey. Whatcha reading?" No answer. Time for Mom to investigate. So, yeah, turns out he was flipping through a Playboy! And I bet he was looking at it for the articles, too...

3. This year, same as years past, we are having our families over to our humble abode for breakfast. This way, we don't have to go anywhere. It may sound selfish, but with both our parents divorced, it's a huge hassle to try and get around to everyone... and to be fair. Besides, my Mom always freaks out, and this way, she can't complain. (She does anyway.)

4. Monkey had his Christmas program Tuesday. Excuse me, his Holiday program. Overall, very cute. They put him in the back row... those in charge have learned a lot since his front row debut last year ;) I attended Catholic schools through high school. Petit Singe is in a public school. It irked me slightly that I didn't hear any Christmas songs. Only Santa songs... *sigh. I think it's bullshit.

5. My middle brother (we'll call him Chad) is thirty. He has a really cool chick that he's been hanging out with for quite a few months. When my oldest brother was in town for Thanksgiving, we all went to the bar. (Of course, what else?) And we were all a little drunk. I seized the opportunity to ask (read: grill) Chad about his girl. The typical 'when you gonna get married and have babies' questions. I was pleasantly surprised when he said she's ready, he's not, but when he is ready she's the one... And about damn time too!!

6. It's looking like I will be laid off from my job after the first of the year. Fun.

7. Petit Singe has been telling me that he wants a little brother. So, I've been scouring the classifieds for a puppy.

8. There is supposed to be a major storm coming through here tonight. Time to fire up the snowmobile.

9. My oldest brother leaves for Iraq again on December 28th. Means he will be here this Christmas, but not next Christmas :(

10. Owen is at his company holiday dinner tonight. And I think it's rubbish that it's only for employees, and no spouses. Dang it!! I want surf 'n turf too. Not to mention the fact that I had to cancel a date...

Happy Holidays All!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

TMI Tuesday #165

1. What is the greatest age difference between you and a SO? Older or younger?
Owen is the only SO that I've really ever had. Previous guys were just silly high school hook-ups. The age difference between Owen and I is nine months, and I'm younger.

2. What is the greatest age difference between you and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
The greatest age difference between a sexual partner and myself is twelve years. Uhhh, I was younger.

3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
I have only very recently begun my shopping. It is far from done. I just don't seem to be much in the spirit this year...

4. What are the chances there will be a "naughty" present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
Chances are highly likely that there will be naughty presents for me and from me, but they will not be under the tree ;)

5. What is your favorite holiday song?
My favorite holiday song is Feliz Navidad. Not quite sure why. I'm not Spanish.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
I don't have a preferred time to have sex. I take it when I get it. That said, I love lazy morning sex.

Happy (Commando) Tuesday!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

TMI Tuesday #164

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
Yes...?


2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"? Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
I don't have a "type." Seems too narrow-minded to me. I like all kinds of men, and I dig the differences from one to the next. There is much to be said for the staid and responsible accountant, covered in tattoos, playing drums in the clubs on the weekend ;) What's his type?

My past relationships have been all over the place, and I believe my future relationships will be too...

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
Hmm, I want a guitar. My Dad's friend said he'll teach me to play... and I guess we have a guitar in our attic that just needs new strings... so says Owen. I wouldn't mind some new earrings, maybe. I'm easy to please. I don't want much. I have everything I need...

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?

I'm gonna have to say that I generally have had a higher libido. Sometimes I just can't get enough. However, I am far from unsatisfied.

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave "down there"?
I don't care either way, really. Trimmed is nice, though ;)

Bonus (as in optional): What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual and non-sexual)?
Umm, obviously raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Having nothing more on my mind than finishing a good book. Or four. Spending time with Owen and Petit Singe. Spending time alone.

Sexually? Ah, well, there isn't much off limits...

Friday, December 5, 2008

Fantasy Friday - Rendezvous

Hmmm...
well, I think this bed would just be
perfect...

... to be tied up in.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

HNT - Ass

Haven't had a chance to get any new pictures taken, Owen snapped this shot a couple weeks ago.







Looking forward to the Christmas theme... if we can get it together and get it done...

We really need to start planning better...

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

Don't forget to check out the others at Osbasso's.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

TMI Tuesday #163

Here is my first attempt at TMI Tuesday...

1. What are your turn-ons?
- a sense of humor
- a nice smile
- creativity
- an active imagination
- spontaneous sex
- porn
- erotica
- pushing my boundaries
- *** *****
- accents

2. What are your turn-offs?
- bad kissers
- foul breath
- hypocrisy
- pressure
- bad grammar
- rudeness
- insincerity

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have?
- tolerance

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have?
- cruelty

5. What's your biggest pet peeve?
- people not taking responsibility for their actions